Superfit Hero's Superbright bike shorts
These babies don't have pockets (which I personally prefer for working out), and come in four eye-catching colors. These have fun contrast stitching for some extra wow-factor. They're a little less compressive than the "Superhold" shorts, but still great for working out and won't roll or slip.
Pictured is the marigold in EarthFit or large, jade in AirFit or 2XL and neon coral in 4XL.